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March 17, 2023
LOL: Enjoy watching the world's worst shoplifter get busted when the getaway driver refuses to unlock the door
Let this video stand as a warning sign to any aspiring petty criminals out there. You may have heard that in cities run by liberals shoplifting is legal-ish. You still want to check local ordinances to see how much merchandise you are allowed to walk out with. You still want to have an escape plan. You also want to have a getaway driver who isn't a total nincompoop. This broad found out all of those things the hard way when her accomplice couldn't figure out to unlock the back door. Or, refused to. I'd hate to spread misinformation implying that the driver was an idiot when he may just have been a loser.
Apropos of nothing, can anyone tell me when or how a chipmunk version of "Walking in the Sand" became the go to TikTok soundtrack for epic fails?
As noted, shoplifting is more or less legal in some liberal cities. We've seen videos of people casually strolling out of stores with armfuls of clothes. Or in the case of one brazen gentleman, riding his bike. I can assume this is one of those cities. This woman looks like she walked out with an entire rack's worth of slacks. Maybe she should have brought a calculator with her to make sure she didn't go above the legal limit. If $950 is the cutoff between police being told to look the other way and a misdemeanor, jeans can easily run more than $100 a pair. That looked like more than ten pairs that were dropped when the lady realized she no longer had a ride home. I guess math isn't her strong suit.
But the best part of the video? It's not seeing the cop suddenly run into the shot. It's not even seeing the woman get put in handcuffs. It's hearing the dude recording the video laughing in the background, and the dude's daughter telling him to stop. That alone makes this a 10/10 video.
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