I know what you're thinking. You watch a multitude of shoplifting content on the internet and say to yourself, "Self, I can do that!" Well, maybe not YOU. If you're reading this, you no doubt have morals, and self-respect for yourself.

One man who has neither, but spends too much time on the internet, realized it's not as easy as it looks. You can almost hear the man thinking to himself, "yeah, I wasted my life" as he noticed a member of the law staring at him.

Though as much as we enjoy watching knucklehead criminals get their comeuppance, the highlight is the vlogger's adorable daughter photobombing the camera. We've all been there. When my nieces and nephew see me with my phone out, they don't always understand "Uncle Brodigan is doing content."

As for the shoplifter, here's what I think happened. The man spends too much time on the internet, as I alluded to before. He's watched video after video after video of flashmobs stealing handfuls of clothes and waltzing out the door. Almost as brazenly as having the security guard open the door for them and wish them well.

It's not like my man here was sneaking a tie into his jacket pocket. He had two armfuls of trousers.

The rub is the videos he watch take place in progressive cities where progressive voters elect progressive politicians to enact progressive "justice" policies. A common policy has more or less made shoplifting legal up until $999.

This clown obviously lives in real America where laws are still enforced. Because police were waiting for him as he attempted his escape.

I'm assuming this was a case of bad luck. You can't call the cops until the crime was committed. It just so happened the police were there on an unrelated matter and watched this dufus attempt to leave the store with his illegal contraband. The only thing missing is the cop saying "really, dude?" before telling him to turn around.

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