×
Please verify
Each day we overwhelm your brains with the content you've come to love from the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website.
But Facebook is...you know, Facebook. Their algorithm hides our ranting and raving as best it can. The best way to stick it to Zuckerface?
Sign up for the LWC News Blast! Get your favorite right-wing commentary delivered directly to your inbox!
crimeMay 18, 2022
‘I S*** on Myself’: Porch Pirate Learns the Hard Way When Marine Riggs Amazon Package to Explode
There are few things as amazing as watching someone immediately receive their comeuppance. There’s something eminently satisfying about watching someone who feels comfortable performing an action that everyone knows is wrong only to be swiftly dealt a huge helping of well-deserved retribution.
Who better to deal out such righteous justice than a United States Marine, who has had more than enough of people stealing his packages from his porch. I’m not saying he handled the situation in the most legal fashion, nor will I say this is the best way to deal with porch thieves. However, I will say that I’m glad he went about it the way he did because it’s hilarious.
Marine Vet vs. Amazon Porch Pirate! FLASH BANG SURPISE! | Louder With Crowderwww.youtube.com
“Marine Corps, n****!”
I don’t know what makes this video funnier: the initial explosion of the flashbang sending the thief to the ground, the fact that he sh*t himself, or the marine who continues to yell from inside. All of it is amazing.
The world works in a mysterious way, doesn’t it? How exactly did human feces become a theme for 2022? Amber Turd… Poopetrator… This douchenozzle… What exactly is God trying to tell us? I’ll have to ask my priest the next time I see him, but I digress.
“I love how he just concedes defeat and lays on the man’s balcony, who he was just trying to rob, in a puddle of his own feces.”
Yes, there’s so much to appreciate in this video.
Maybe Best Buy needs to hire this man to start booby-trapping their merchandise. It might go a long way to preventing the need for employees to step in to stop thieves. However, it might require them to pay the janitorial staff a little better, seeing as how flashbangs seem to cause crooks to vacate their bowels.
The Louder with Crowder Dot Com Website is on Instagram now!Follow us at @lwcnewswire and tell a friend!
From Your Site Articles
- Dear Kamala Harris, You Anti-Gun, Opportunistic, Hypocritical ... ›
- Shocker! Economists Find Raising the Minimum Wage Doesn't Help ... ›
- Female Best Buy Employee Shows No Fear Lunging at Shoplifter ... ›
- LOL: Netflix Changes Review Format After Amy Schumer's Disaster ... ›
- Shoplifters Empty Out Entire Clothing Store, Casually Leave ... ›
- San Francisco Camera Store Owner Fights Off Thieves - Louder ... ›
- Chicago Thieves Steal Backhoe, Break Into ATM Machine - Louder ... ›
- Old Lady Stops Shoplifter From Leaving With Merchandise - Louder ... ›
- Thieves Drive Forklift Through Store to Steal ATM Machine - Louder ... ›
- California Jewelry Store Fights Off Shoplifters - Louder With Crowder ›
- Jewelry Store Thieves Get Decimated by Fed Up Employees - Louder With Crowder ›
- Worlds Most Useless Jewelry Store Thief Gives a Master Class - Louder With Crowder ›
- Worlds Most Useless Jewelry Store Thief Gives a Master Class - Louder With Crowder ›
- Man picks wrong mother/daughter duo to steal from - Louder With Crowder ›
- Thief freed without bail goes on to attempt rape of teen - Louder With Crowder ›
- Shoplifter Gets Busted When Driver Refuses to Unlock Door - Louder With Crowder ›
- Worlds Most Useless Jewelry Store Thief Gives a Master Class - Louder With Crowder ›
- Old man valiantly tries stopping a shoplifter - Louder With Crowder ›
- Dude Tries Shoplifting From Convenience Store - Louder With Crowder ›
- Police need your help in finding a Bud Light thief - Louder With Crowder ›
- CNN reports on shoplifting in San Francisco. - Louder With Crowder ›
- Phoenix Couple Wakes Up To Masked Thieves With Rifles Stealing Their Truck - Louder With Crowder ›
Latest