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August 28, 2022
Watch: Woman attempts to beat field sobriety test by breaking into an elaborate Irish gig
How blitz would you have to be to literally break into dance during a DUI test? Better yet, how drunk would you have to be to break into dance during a DUI check and think that your dancing is going to save you from being arrested for being drunk enough to break into dance during a DUI test? I'm guessing you'd probably have a blood alcohol content of over 0.08%.
And I'm guessing Amy Harrington is wishing she hadn't been driving while intoxicated. What's more, she's probably regretting rear-ending a vehicle. And even more, I bet she's wishing she hadn't started dancing an Irish jig while being recorded because now she's going to be interwebs famous. Enjoy.
I mean, seriously, how tanked do you think this woman is?
According to arrest documents, reports the New York Post, Amy "struggled to follow instructions, and was unsteady on her feet almost falling." Yes, but her recovery was majestic. That doesn't earn her any points?
It doesn't. The female officer wasn't having it, especially after Amy said she sounded like her old ballet instructor. I don't know if it was meant to be an insult, but it sure sounded like it. She was booked for driving under the influence.
People just can't seem to hold their liquor, can they? Amy prefaced her dance performance by doing her best Paul Pelosi impression. Perhaps all she wanted to do was do her best impression of the woman driving her luggage while intoxicated. Oh well. Let's count our blessing no children were emotionally scarred by her strange antics. This entire event could have gone far worse.
Lucky for us at Louder with Crowder Dot Com, though, it ended with a hilarious video that we can now peddle to you, our adoring readers, and you can share it with your friends because this woman needs to go viral.
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