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As Shakespeare said, “All the world is staged and Trump merely faking” Wait, that’s not Shakespeare. That’s the average Leftist take on the most recent assassination attempt. We’ll cover how the Left reacted, how the Marxist Right reacted, and, somehow, why they’re the same reaction.. The Greatest Take, however, belongs to Mehdi Hasan. Let’s hear it.

THE WORST REACTIONS TO THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

• Trump shares photo of WHCD shooter
• AP: Accused attacker at Washington media dinner is a tutor and computer engineer from California
• NYP: Read White House Correspondents’ Dinner suspect Cole Allen’s full anti-Trump manifesto
• CBS: What we know about the suspect in shooting at White House Correspondents' Dinner
• KAROLINE LEAVITT IS IN ON IT
  • @JonCooperTweets: “That’s one hell of a coincidence, isn’t it”
  • @_TruthZone_: "YOU ARE WATCHING A WWE SCRIPT”
  • SNOPES: Did Leavitt say there would be 'shots fired' before White House correspondents' dinner shooting?
  • DAILY BEAST: Pope Leo Fires New Shots in Battle With Trump
  • TNA: Shots fired! Iran's top five fiercest Trump put-downs
  • NHJ: Shots Fired in First GOP Debate of NH-01 Primary
  • KHOU: SHOTS FIRED: Los Angeles Dodgers Fans RIPPED by PCA | Country vs Contract WBC DEBATE
  • REGISTER: Shots fired! WordPress's Matt claims Jamstack's marketing is 'not intellectually honest' in debate with Netlify's Matt
  • BIOMETRIC: Shots fired in debate over facial recognition-enabled bullet vending machines
  • LEDGER: Shots fired in debate over facial recognition-enabled bullet vending machines
  • IOL: Ramaphosa fires shots at Malema in the Opening of Parliament debate
• ERIKA KIRK WAS ACTING SO…
  • @Chelseaisgods's "parody"
  • @EdbieLigerSmith: "Very weird that another assignation attempt"
• IT WAS ISRAEL
  • @ShaykhSulaiman: "“WHY WAS COLE ALLEN SEARCHED IN ISRAEL..."
  • @IsabellaIsMoody: "“Israel has a google search for ‘Cole Tomas Allen’"
• IT WAS IRAN
  • @WallStreetApes: "“WOW Iran was searching for the new Donald Trump"
• IT’S ALL STAGED TO GET A NEW BALLROOM
  • Robert Evans: ""Using your second Reichstag Fire-style opportunity to justify a ballroom is a wild move.”
  • Ian Carroll: "They didn’t go to all this trouble to build a ballroom..."
  • NBC NEWS: The project wouldn’t even be completed until 2028 at the earliest.
• STEPHEN MILLER USED HIS WIFE AS A MEAT SHIELD
  • @NotHoodlum: "“Our brave Stephen Miller is using his pregnant wife as a human shield.”
  • @AdamMedia1: "“Stephen Miller’s first priority was to cower behind a secret service agent despite having a pregnant wife.”"

MEHDI HASAN: IT’S ACTUALLY THE RIGHT THAT’S VIOLENT

• Philosophical and Public Security Law Implica­tions of ‘Stochastic Terrorism’
• Stochastic terrorism: critical reflections on an emerging concept
• 60 MINUTES: Donald Trump extended interview
• Mehdi Hasan and Comrades
  • "Melissa Hortman was killed by a Trump supporter."
  • "Just wondering Jason, how come you’re asking this..."
  • "Drastic measures must be taken."
  • "Beyond parody"
  • "The WHCD shooter will be used to justify things..."
  • "You concocted a lie about human trafficking..."
  • "After LibsOfTikTok posted..."
  • "Nancy, I ran for office as a..."
  • "I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom..."
  • "Trump a month ago..."
  • "A reminder that the Butler shooter was a registered Republican."
  • "Hilarious that a bunch of online MAGA grifters..."
  • "How about, I dunno, we all agree that political assassinations..."
  • "Also Erika Kirk running away from a rampaging gunman..."
  • "The killer of Hortman was a self-proclaimed..."
  • "Does this mean a president will never appear at an event outside the White House?"
  • "They want to use the alleged assassination attempt..."
  • "Sincere question: do Trump supporters who genuinely..."
  • "If we’re going to off his alleged manifesto..."
  • "Put aside the strangeness of the entire MAGA right..."
  • "Are you blaming Democrats for the actions of a violent shooter?"
  • "When my former party today says the left..."
  • "Even the AG is saying the same nonsense..."
  • "You endorsed, supported, campaigned and voted for a man..."
  • "A Fox prime time host is suggesting there is a plot..."
  • "Funny when a Ballroom wasn’t on the line..."
  • "Like I said, you cannot overstate how much MAGA pundits..."
  • "Surprise!"
  • "She was responding to multiple vicious attacks on..."
  • "Trump mocked Paul Pelosi..."
  • "If this is the new standard, then Trump is..."
  • "Trump has been obsessed with trying to recreate..."
  • "What’s worse? Thin-skinned Trump’s total tantrum..."
  • "Do you think you might be part of the problem?"
  • "This is garbage. Every data set you look at shows..."
  • "Yes the right wing of US politics took Joe Biden's..."
  • "Politically motivated killings are rare..."
  • "Spoken like a sociopath who doesn't care about anyone..."
  • "Factually false. We have a violence problem..."
  • "This you?"
  • "Imagine claiming that CBS..."
  • "Y’all literally tried to hang the Vice President because you lost..."
  • "I'm not a pedophile"
  • "There's a fundamental rejection of free expression..."
  • "Aw, the guy who called for assassinating..."
  • “Trump says Biden is running a 'Gestapo' administration”
  • "There’s only 1 prominent elected official..."
• "‘This isn’t a both sides issue,’ says side that launched a violent insurrection...",
• YOU GOV: 26% of liberals under 45 think political violence is acceptable
  • The MORE conservative you are, the less likely you are to support violence.
• "Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives..."