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Say you're Donald Trump, and one day someone comes up to you and says, "Mr. President, you can either sit through a Bette Midler performance or be the target of a fourth assassination attempt." What cabinet official would you pick to be the designated survivor? Because while the president has had a rough weekend, we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website believe he'd prefer that to subjecting himself to another aging boomer anthem.

This may surprise you, but the elderly whites? They've been better.

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In doing my diligence, it turns out that this is NOT a Divine Miss M original. She's covering a Woody Guthrie song. Turns out that leftists have always claimed without evidence that anyone who disagrees with them is a "fascist" if these b-b-b-BARS are any indication.

All of you fascists bound to lose:
I said, all of you fascists bound to lose:
Yes sir, all of you fascists bound to lose:
You’re bound to lose! You fascists:
Bound to lose!

You'll note she is singing about YOU! The lyrics aren't "Trump's a fascist, he's gonna lose." Middler is singing about people who have a different opinion that her. Which, by low-information Democrat definitions, is fascism in their eyes. The "No Kings" protests -- point of information, we don't have a king -- are nothing but empty vessels for leftists and the media (but I repeat myself) to complain about how a majority of Americans voted for someone they didn't like based on issues they disagree with.

Think that immigration laws and borders should be enforced? Fascist!

Think that boys are boys and girls are girls? Fascist!

Think that having to work twenty hours a month in order to receive taxpayer-funded aid is reasonable? Fascist!

Bette Midler thinks you're a fascist and claims you're going to lose.

Thankfully, no one cares what Bette Midler thinks.

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