About freaking time. Families of three Conneticut female high school track athletes are fed up with fugly man-ladies (who're just cheats) taking away their scholarships, medals, and chance to fairly compete all because they say they're girls. They're not girls, they're dudes who couldn't hack it as dudes and thought they'd just insult girls and create a new wave of feminists by embodying their version of the patriarchy. Dang it, I'm already getting fired up and I've not even given you the details.

From ABC News:

HARTFORD, Conn. -- The families of three female high school runners filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday seeking to block transgender athletes in Connecticut from participating in girls sports.

Damn right, sisters from other misters. You tell those tallywhacker Sallys to get the eff you see kay out of your sport. AMEN BABES.

Selina Soule, a senior at Glastonbury High School, Chelsea Mitchell, a senior at Canton High School and Alanna Smith, a sophomore at Danbury High School are represented by the conservative nonprofit organization Alliance Defending Freedom. They argue that allowing athletes with male anatomy to compete has deprived them of track titles and scholarship opportunities.

Yeah, because allowing athletes with male anatomy to compete has deprived them of track titles and scholarship opportunities.

See also: High School Girl Beat by Transgender Athletes Speaks Out and Transgender Tracks Stars Take First AND Second Place Away From Girls.

Let me say it once more with sass: transgender "women" are the worst kind of asshole men. They're the kind of guys who don't respect women, don't care about women, and think women exist to somehow serve their already overly-inflated sense of importance. That's pretty much my definition of an asshole. Go ahead and deny it. These male athletes competing with women, telling women how THEY ARE real women because they believe it to be so, so shut up and allow them to compete, are the epitome of sexism.

Crap. Give me a minute to find some nitrous oxide, I need a come down.

The lawsuit was filed against the Connecticut Association of Schools-Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference and the boards of education in Bloomfield, Cromwell, Glastonbury, Canton and Danbury.

Sue them for everything, my chicas!

What other option was left to these girls and their families? No one else stood up for them, at least effectively. No one else seemed to say "Hey, maybe don't cheat so openly" to these he-ladies with swinging schlongs. No one seemed to want to pick up the fight to battle the one-eyed crotch dragons stealing opportunities from the princesses. Related: School Allows Transgenders into Girls' Locker Rooms. Trans Student Celebrates, Girl Fights Tears.

“Forcing girls to be spectators in their own sports is completely at odds with Title IX, a federal law designed to create equal opportunities for women in education and athletics,” attorney Christiana Holcomb said. "Connecticut’s policy violates that law and reverses nearly 50 years of advances for women.”

Way to go Christina Holcomb. She's one hundred percent right. Allowing men into women's sports completely undoes any kind of progress women have made in athletics. These girls, ALL GIRLS, should be allowed to compete with each other fairly, for the same reason boys should be allowed to compete fairly.

And no, if someone wants to come at me and say I'm being "anti-male" go take a hike. I'm not being "anti-male" I'm being anti-dickhead assholes who think it's totally fine to beat the crap out of women for [reasons]. No one should defend these dolled-up dudes. Transgender women competing with women are wrong even if you don't like watching women's sports. They're wrong even if you think the WNBA is stupid and the women's soccer team is annoying.

Look at that. Look at how high my soapbox grew in just a few minutes. Why, I think I'm getting altitude sickness.

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