Watch the newest TikTok trend: getting a vasectomy to virtue signal about Roe
Men enjoy pre-marital sex. We enjoy sex and many of us are pre-marital. It is what it is. But even before "that Supreme Court decision," we were content to order condoms off Amazon and/or be choosy over who we sexed up. Post-Roe there is a trend among some men--I'm guessing with an elevated amount of soy in their diets--to get vasectomies. Yes, instead of a box of Trojans. Or, like, controlling themselves. And like most things, the trend is exploding on the TikTok.
It started shortly after the Supreme Court voted on the right side of history. People who identify as male took to the communist China-run social media platform to brag about their vasectomies and encourage others to do the same. Getting your balls cut off*** to own the cons! As those of us who keep our balls continue to have the ability to populate America.
Here's a guy with red plugs in both ears and a Dragon Ball Z t-shirt so concerned about impregnating all the girls who will sleep with him, he got the snip. If you have any questions, ask him.
@keith_laue This isnt a normal post but i thought it was relevant given the news today #vasectomy#roevwade♬ Shapes (feat. Roshin) - Shaun Frank & Hunter Siegel
But you can't just talk about it. You need to be about it. People are TikTokking the procedure as it happens.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for "pay attention to me" social media vanity. I take douchey gym selfies the same as everyone else. But this? This is a bit much.
@mikepridgen I got a vasectomy. You get to join me for the procedure. (It’s just my face! I promise!) #vasectomy#medical#education♬ Elevator Music - Bohoman
On behalf of all of us here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, we applaud these biological males and their bravery. We encourage all male-Americans upset that Roe v. Wade is overturned to follow their lead. Why should women have to be forced into making all the decisions? Get your balls cut off*** for equality today!
***Yes, fact-checkers, I know "balls cut off" isn't scientifically accurate. We're employing a literary device called "creative license."
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