It's been a long week for everyone. People are wildin'. To paraphrase the great Gorilla Monsoon, the tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife (see GUYS SHOW SUPPORT TO RIOTERS WITH THUMBS UP. RIOTERS BREAK THEIR WINDOWS! and JOE ROGAN UNLOADS ON THE RIOTS: TIME TO CRACK DOWN ON THE MADNESS). Never before in the history of under-thirty-second viral videos has one clip more encapsulated the debate that is raging across the country than the one you are about to see. If 2020 were TikTok, it would be this.

Forget Edge vs. Randy Orton. This is the greatest match of all time.

Presumably this took place at one of the many, many, many protests taking place over the country. Which is funny, considering there isn't a black person in sight. Maybe there was a guy off-camera watching this and saying, "I don't know what these two are going on about. I just want some police reform."

Seriously, though, I actually want these two put into a video game. Maybe as a downloadable pack for Super Smash Bros., Or whatever version of Mortal Kombat they're up to. Her finishing maneuver can be shooting poisonous venom out of her mouth. His can be shaking up a can of White Claw so that it explodes on impact after he throws it. Fight! Fight! Fight!

Twitter REMOVES Trump's Call For Unity Video... Because Reasons | Louder With Crowder youtu.be

Not subscribed to the podcast? Fix that! It's completely free.