Protesters Throw Trash at Man's Car. He CHASES Them with a Medieval Weapon!
You may think you're a badass, but you are wrong. It doesn't matter what you hashtag, TikTok, smoke, drink, or what combat sport you've chosen to define you. You will never be this boomer who carries around a special double-sword in his car. Rioting dingleberries threw trash at this man's internal combustion chariot. He didn't take kindly to the slight. Rather than strike the air with clutched fist, cursing the youths, he turned around, went back to the scene, alighted from his steed, and brandished what might be a custom weapon taken from the days of King Arthur.
Rioters: *hate police* Rioters: *throw garbage at man's car* Man: *comes after rioters with weapon* Rioters: "Call… https://t.co/1xl43s6fAB— Jessica Fletcher (@Jessica Fletcher)1591210225.0
As my girl Jessica also noted, how funny for the rioters to be bitching about the police, only to dial up five oh when someone retaliates against their violence.
Am I defending Sir Double Edge here? Kind of. Okay, yes I am. Had Skyler not thrown something at his car, Sir Double Edge wouldn't have strapped on Excalibur to chase away the fiends with his blades. Which, again. Hell yeah.
If you don't want someone threatening you with weapons after you threaten them with weapons, don't threaten them with YOUR weapon. You'd think such a thing would go without saying, but people are still out wearing masks to combat the invisible enemy while trying to impede moving trucks. Intelligence is just a thing we'll one day read about while discussing hobbits and droids.
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