Happy Valentine's Day! Slate Says Donald Trump is Ruining Sex
Editor's Note: On this day in 2019. You have to marvel how much more unhinged the former president has made these people since then.
There are no limits to what leftists will accuse Donald Trump of ruining (see Therapists Warn of Rise in ‘Trump Anxiety Disorder’ Among Leftists and Professor Shoots Himself to Protest Trump). Leave it to Slate to out Trump Derangement Syndrome them all. According to the liberal tabloid, Donald Trump is ruining sex.
That's right. We are now claiming "post-Trump sex disorder" is a thing. Well, not "we." Because "we" all have functioning brains. And libidos. This is more what the quack sex doctor over at Slate said.
Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex. This would mainly be seen with women who are just appalled at how creepy Trump is. He takes what is often a positive male attribute of confidence and pushes it way over the line into a rape-like and rape-entitled kind of arrogance.
No, actually, because not all men are the same and women who aren't simpleton amoebas can distinguish one man from the next. But pray continue.
The news media is part of the problem as well. The news is full of stories about bad sex. They don’t really like to talk about good sex. When you have this media obsession with bad sex with the usual "all American" war worship and racism, as well as economic disparities and the way that corporations are in control, it really sucks the life out of a person. Never mind how this moment with Donald Trump is also reflected by many men who are dysfunctional and chronically frustrated and who don’t know how to properly approach women, and the lethally unhinged "incels."
Wait for the best part...
We also cannot forget all of the "ammosexuals" who substitute their favorite guns for a working penis.
I closely follow politics. It's what puts tacos on the table and bourbon in the bar. And not to get too personal, I've also been known to enjoy sex. When I'm in those tender moments, literally the last thing I'm thinking about is the President of the United States. If it's what you're thinking about, get off Tinder and maybe find yourself a support group. Or just claim you can't tonight because you have a headache. Like a normal, not insane person would.
Because if any politician is ruining sex for you, you're doing it wrong. Or, you're doing the wrong people. Either way, stop reading Slate and watch how more than just your sex life improves.
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