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June 22, 2023
Mark Zuckerberg accepts(?) Elon Musk's challenge to a cage match and this Big Tech Brawl needs to happen
Not since Chris Weidman and Aljamain Sterling finally got their title shots have I so wanted to see a cage match. Mark Zuckerberg has accepted Elon Musk's challenge to scrap. Until Twitter's Community Notes tells me otherwise, I have but no reason to not believe this is a legit challenge and the two camps are working out the details as we speak.
On behalf of We the Content, Big Tech Brawl aka ThrottleMania needs to happen.
This all started with the announcement of Meta/Facebook creating an "alternative" to Twitter called "Threads." Development started three months after Elon bought Twitter and announced that, unlike every other Big Tech platform, he was turning it into a safe space for free speech. Facebook is most known for throttling the lab leak theory, the Hunter Biden laptop, and anything we post from the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. They aren't known for sharing Elon's vision.
Musk got chirpy about it.
I’m sure Earth can’t wait to be exclusively under Zuck’s thumb with no other options.
At least it will be “sane”. Was worried there for a moment 😅.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 21, 2023
A Twitter user attempted to warn Elon about writing a check his butt can't cash. After all, Zuck has been rolling. He is a certified badass now or something.
I’m up for a cage match if he is lol
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 21, 2023
Zuck accepts via Instagram stories.
This is Zuck’s story on insta right now.
Simulation confirmed ✅
— Penny2x (@imPenny2x) June 22, 2023
A reporter for The Verge confirms that Zuckerberg is serious about fighting Musk. A spokesman for Meta says the IG story speaks for itself.
Elon has a location in mind.
I have this great move that I call “The Walrus”, where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 22, 2023
Paging Uncle Dana White, MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN. Dana always brags that the UFC gives fans the fights they want to see. On behalf of the fans, we don't want to see this fight. We NEED to see this fight. I'd even be willing to make it winner take all. Facebook vs Twitter.
Zuckerburg is the guy who takes selfies in the mirror and brags about all the fighting he's doing to create a fake reality for himself on Instagram. You know, like every other social media influencer. The training montage would be Zuckerberg rolling and doing push-ups, while Elon drinks chocolate milk and watches TV. Then when the fight comes, Musk drops Zuck with one punch. Or makes him submit by giving him a wedgie.
Elon owns Facebook. Facebook stops throttling content. Everyone is happy except for leftists who control Meta and demand content they don't like be throttled. They can step into the cage next.
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