There are multiple reasons to book your wedding at Mar-a-Lago in Florida. The first is that it's in Florida. Thanks to Gov. DeSantis believing in freedom, there aren't the same restrictions as there are in other states. You can do things like dance and be happy. I hear the filet mignon is to die for. Also, you never know when Donald Trump is going to show up and do five minutes on how much Joe Biden sucks. Newly married Jon Arrigo and Megan Noderer had this honor over the weekend!

I want to make it clear to any algorithms or "fact" checkers reading this that Donald Trump DID NOT win the 2020 election. That was bad of him to say. However, everything he has to say about how horrible the guy who did win the election has been is fair play.

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They're telling me about the BORDER, they're telling me about CHINA, they're telling me about IRAN. ... We were ready to make a deal ... they would have done anything. And [Biden] goes and drops the sanctions and then he says, "We'd like to negotiate now." ...

The border's the worst that you've ever seen it. And what you see now, multiply it times ten. ... It's a disaster. It's a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint. And it's gonna destroy the country. And frankly, the country can't afford it. ...

And I'll just say, do you miss me yet?

Let's see. The border is a mess. The Biden administration (allegedly) wants to tax us for driving cars. The Biden administration wants to (allegedly) take away people's guns. And the one time Joe Biden took questions from the press in a "professional" setting, it was an unmitigated disaster. It hasn't even been 100 days yet. We're getting to a point where even people who don't like Trump are probably saying to themselves, "TRUMPY COME BACK! ANY KIND OF FOOL CAN SEE THERE WAS SOMETHING IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!" If I were Trump, I'd make people wait. Except for occasional cameos like this one.

Oh, and congratulations to the happy couple.

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