Today the Supreme Court of the United States, in addition to handing a narrow victory to pro-life, crisis pregnancy centers, narrowly upheld Trump's so called "travel ban" from mostly shithole countries. Twitter, the internet's version of public bathroom stalls, reacted as it usually does: with stupidity, rage, and completely missing the obvious points. We'll loop back around to summarize the dumb after these messages:

Judd's message is important and will come back at the end. He's referring to Mitch McConnell not allowing outgoing President Obama to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the final months of his lame duck presidency. Hardly setting a precedent, may I add. Bookmark this one.

Common theme alert: conflating Islam with race.

The Muslim ban puts the rights of ALL AMERICANS AT RISK. How, exactly? Any guesses? I'm drawing blanks here.

Islam is not a race. Nor is it a nationality. Noticing the trend?

Islam isn't a nationality. You can't claim it's a "Muslim ban" then also say "this is racism and xenophobia." Shouldn't be hard.

Our favorite faux black man weighs in. Also, Islam isn't a race. Also, Islamophobia is a perfectly reasonable phobia. We wrote about that already. Read Bill Maher Nails Islamophobia: "It's not a phobia when it's real!" and Dear PC Leftists: Actually, 'Islamophobia' is an Entirely Logical Phobia.

For the last time: ISLAM IS NOT A NATIONALITY OR A RACE! It's a political and religious ideology which runs counter to many of the values of America's representative constitutional republic.

Also, North Korea and Venezuela were included in the "travel ban." They're not Islamic nations. They're just shitty nations. America doesn't have to just accept anyone from any country for any reason becuase FEELINGS.

Gawd.

Now for this:

A direct troll of those idiots whining about Mitch McConnel not allowing Barry Obama to get a last minute SCOTUS pick as he was packing his bags at La Casa Blanca. Well played, Mitch. Well played.

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