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April 26, 2023
Watch: Bikini babe shoots up cases of Bud Light and Tampax. Why? Because you get woke and go broke in America, that's why!
Meet Bri Teresi. She's a golf influencer and a based babe. Now watch Bri shoot up a bunch of Bud Light cases with Tampax tampons on top of them. Why, because GET WOKE GO BROKE MUTHAF*CKAS!!!
Side note: I have Night Ranger's "(You Can Still) Rock in America" stuck in my head watching this, and I feel you should too.
The Tampax is because when you are on your journey to 365 days of girlhood, one of the landmark days is when you act confused about how to use a tampon. Because you don't have the biological use for a tampon. It's a niche market, but one Tampax felt was underserved. Hence their signing people without uterine linings to shed as spokesnonbinaries.
Bri's act of patriotic dissent isn't for everyone. There are squares chirping on Twitter about how this is a far cry from the Buckley-Chomsky debates of the past. Or how conservatives can't let Bud Light go as leftists have let Chik-Fil-A go. Or Hobby Lobby. Or Chris Pratt movies. Or the Salvation Army. Or Harry Potter.
It's the internet. This sh*t is supposed to be fun. People need to pull out the applicator they have up the wrong hole and lighten up.
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