TikTok Influencer Does Interpretive Dance About Who 'Really' Runs the World. HINT: It's Not Girls

This really is the weirdest possible timeline. Only a few short years ago, if you had told me we’d have an invalid and a prostitute in the White House, on the brink of a third world war, with people trying to have sex through a computer, I would have told you it sounded like a bad Snow Crash sequel.

But here we are, and what are you going to do? It’s hard to take anything seriously these days, least of all people on TikTok, which is just the worst collection of idiocy, narcissism, and cringe ever concocted.

Just take this fine specimen! I don’t know if she’s suffering from Parkinson’s, going into an epileptic seizure, or doing her best to imitate the wacky inflatable arm-flailing tube man, but, umm, well, just check her out…

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I’m not saying she isn’t a weirdo. There’s just no denying that she is that. She’s like six gallons of crazy in a five-gallon bucket, but if one can get past the gyrating and convulsing, what she says isn’t all that crazy. In fact, she makes a pretty solid point. There are only a small handful of corporations that own pretty much everything.

I think this goes back to the fact that we are living in the weirdest possible timeline. At some point, Clinton suicided the wrong person, and their body fell and squished a butterfly after they shot themselves twice in the back of the head, and because that butterfly was squished, we ended up where we are now… Thanks, Hillary!

I actually wouldn’t be surprised to see this woman recruited to head up a Republican deregulation board after the midterms. We really do live in that kind of world. She’s probably an incredibly successful anti-trust lawyer or something. Who knows…? Maybe interpretative dance is just a hobby.

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