'Bricks, Chinese Dinner, Crack Cocaine': Ted Cruz does open mic routine on how inflation is affecting leftists
Ted Cruz is out on the campaign trail to help ensure the red supernova hitting America in eleven days is the reddest and superest nova ever! That doesn't mean he can't have some fun. Cruz is trying out some new material about inflation while he's on the road. It makes you wonder if this is a campaign stop or open mic night at Yuk Yuk's.
Not that the crippling inflation caused by Biden blunders is a laughing matter. The cost of food, lumber, home mortgages, electricity, and gas is all the way up. But through pain, there can be laughter. Inflation is so high...
HOW HIGH IS IT?
It is so high...
Senator @tedcruz jokes that the economy is so bad Hunter Biden can’t afford crack cocaine. pic.twitter.com/PoGiKnZYcq
— TV’s Wil Herren (@WilHerrenKVIA) October 4, 2022
Antifa can't afford bricks.
Eric Swalwell can't afford Chinese dinners.
In fact, it is so bad, Hunter Biden can't afford crack cocaine.
As the saying goes, there is truth in comedy. Hunter Biden is quite fond of crack cocaine and sharing his crack cocaine with hookers. Eric Swalwell enjoys having sexual relations with communist Chinese spies. And bricks are Antifa's weapon of choice.
Though if Senator Cruz would be open to some notes, I would have gone with "Antifa can't afford Molotov cocktails." There is so much content of Antifa-sexuals setting their comrades on fire, Cruz could have gotten another three minutes out of it.
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