As sure as the water be wet and the sky be blue, CNN and the majority of liberal media is disgustingly bias. You already know this, it's one reason you read this website. Also not revelatory to you, the insufferable nature of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who CNN's Dana Bash treated like royalty in an unreleased CNN tape leaked by Project Veritas. There is no way Dana Bash would give this kind of fawning, smoke-exhuming anal therapy to Governor Kristi Noem. Have a barf bag on standby is what I'm trying to say. In this interview, AOC says many silly things, as she's wont to do. Among them that the January 6 Capitol Insurrection Besiegement of Chaos was akin to sexual assault. Plus other things about the evil patriarchy. I know. I'm here for you, we're going to make it through this together.

"For a lot of [sexual assault] survivors across the country, the decision to come forward oftentimes does not feel like a conscious one. That impact was doubled that day because of the misogyny and the racism that was so deeply rooted and animated -- that attack on the Capitol, you know, white supremacy and patriarchy are very linked in a lot of ways. There's a lot of sexualizing of that violence."

...okay.

Listen, sexual assault is serious. That's why I take issue with AOC's diatribe linking her Capitol Insurrection I Could've Died story with racism and patriarchy. Because that, to me, in my opinion, delegitimizes real occurrences of sexual assault. It sounds more like AOC is prepping a thesis for a college paper not relaying a message of survival.

Furthermore, according to this article from RedState, AOC wasn't even IN THE CAPITOL BUILDING on the Day of Tragedy That Befell A Nation. Why? Because her office isn't in the building stormed by the evil, no-good, awful, very bad insurrectionists:

But you're not supposed to ask questions or examine facts. Neither am I. We're supposed to listen to AOC tell us all about patriarchy sexualizing attacks (or something) as her butt cavities are baptized with the aromatic saliva of Dana Bash.

CNN, you'll remember, tells us it's a legitimate media operation which sorts facts from bananas. If Dana Bash were being a serious journalist, she might have listened politely to AOC's harrowing tale of white supremacy inspired super sexual attacks from a Capitol Officer knocking on her door, and then said "But you were in fact no where near danger, so aren't you just trying to capitalize on a story to be a part of the news and elicit sympathy kind of like that time you cried in front of a fence and but no immigrant children were even in view?"

Dare to dream, America. Dare. To. Dream.

Alas, here we are. AOC is also the same congresswoman whose campaign asked followers to report critics of her to the Big Tech overlords. Frankly I'm just miffed I've not personally made it onto AOC's hate list. Get it together, strange animals.

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