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June 13, 2021
Comedian Uses Science to Chart Evolutionary Development of Woke People
You can't argue with science. Or, people who say the word science. Science teaches us that. While some lesser people try to deny science, there is nothing it can't explain away. Take woke dingleberries, for example. You might think they are the product of a political party exploiting low information voters to promote a radical agenda. It turns out, according to scientific research, the woke are just the next rung on the evolutionary ladder.
JP Sears compiled his years of research into the following video. I'm not one for hyperbole, but this could very well lead to the Scopes Monkey Trial of the modern era.
How Woke People Evolved To Be Superioryoutu.be
You had a primitive people known as Homo Sapiens.
I had a kid in my 8th-grade science class ask if people are classified as Homo Sapiens, does that mean gay people are classified as "Homo Sexual?" That has nothing to do with this video, but it still makes me laugh when I hear Homo Sapien. Thank God that kid didn't have Twitter in 1987.
They survived using primitive skills using strength, bravery, intelligence, and productivity. And most interestingly, their species only had two genders. Then the Homo Sapien evolved into Homo Sapien Justicus, most commonly known as social justice warriors. That led us to the current paleowokealithic era that created the conditions for the HomoSapien Non-Binary Wokticus to survive. More commonly referred to as "The Woke."
One trait these lifeforms also developed was the ability to shed branding when that branding became too toxic. Much like the way reptiles shed skin. Hence, once SJWs became the butt of what's commonly referred to as "jokes," these new lifeforms rebranded themselves. Similar to Marxism becoming Critical Race Theory.
You don't need to be a scientist to guess what happened from there.
Intelligence evolved into outrage. Freedom evolved into obedience. Love evolved into hate. Self-Responsibility evolved into socialism.
Also, women evolved into birthing people, and white men evolved into everything wrong with everything.
Sears is a comedian. This is a work of satire and we're all having a good laugh. But like with a lot of satire, you take a kernel of truth and blow it out in ridiculous and hysterical directions. The kernel of truth here is that wokeness, or the people who promote it, are in fact predatory. Comedy is a great way to illustrate that. As is showing up at school board meetings, and voting out any "leader" who unironically considers themselves "woke."
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