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My rule is to leave kids alone if they don't willingly choose to enter the arena. Barron Trump and Ella Emhoff live their own non-political lives. Hope Walz, Tampon Tim's daughter, wants to be a TikTok influencer. Plus, she does that ANNOYING THING where she ends every SENTENCE with an upward INFLECTION as if she's asking a QUESTION. I hate that.

Here she is calling Trump a b*tch baby while attacking him for doing something about the crime-ridden cesspool known as our nation's capital. Hope manages to work race and the left's booty "crime down 30%" talking point into it as well.

It also sounds like she was in the middle of a book review, but broke into a rant. I could go to her TikTok page to get the full context, but I don't wanna.

Here's the thing with politics, especially out on these Internet streets: it's not that deep. It's one side trying to get the other side to have a knee-jerk overreaction to things. We saw it with how emotional left got over the right becoming Sydney Sweeney stan accounts praising her amazing pair of... jeans.

No one in the history of politics is better at baiting his opponents than Donald Trump. He can say the sky is blue, the left would say the color blue is racist, and the sky identifies as magenta. So this week, when Trump said Washington DC is a crime-ridden cesspool, the left and the media (but I repeat myself) have to say no, it's not, and took a look at their pie chart that shows how ACKSHUALLY crime in DC is the lowest it's been since the crack epidemic.

Even Morning Joe -- yes, THAT Morning Joe -- can see it's a trap. And this was after the Heatmiser said he's more concerned about climate warming change than getting violently mugged if he walks too far outside NBC studios.

Cheers to Hope Walz for joining the legions of AWFL TikTokers who are playing their part in making Trump look awesome. We thank you for your service.

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