It is a shame that Joe Biden is a Democrat career politician and not a Republican real estate mogul. Otherwise, all the times the president said things that lacked a certain truthiness might be problematic. But it's Joe Biden! Saying things that aren't true and having a brain that doesn't function properly is part of his blue-collar charm. And NOT a sign of dementia as some critics claim.

Our latest installment is Biden -- the COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF - claiming he awarded his uncle Frank a Purple Heart when he was vice president.

My dad, when I got elected vice president [in 2008], he said, ‘Joey, Uncle Frank fought in the Battle of the Bulge.’ He was not feeling very well now — not because of the Battle of the Bulge, but he said, ‘and he won the Purple Heart and he never received it. He never got it. Do you think you could help him get it? We will surprise him.

There are a few problems with this story, per the reporting of the New York Post. Joe Biden Sr. died in 2002 and Frank Biden died in 1999. It would surprise more than Frank Biden if Vice President Biden awarded him with a Purple Heart in -- at the earliest -- 2009...ten years after he died. Unless Biden got confused with the time he had a reading from a psychic, and Frank Biden told him "I don’t want it" from beyond the grave

Also -- and this is key -- there is no mention of Frank Biden on his tombstone or in his obituary of having been a Purple Heart recipient. So even if Biden confused himself with Vice President Al Gore, the story doesn't add up.

This guy knew the story was bullplop.

This guy wouldn't even make eye contact. He was busy drafting the "what the president meant to say" response in his head.

The White House did not immediately respond to the Post for comment. Please allow the possibility that this is all one giant misunderstanding.

Also allow the possibility that Joe Biden either lies a lot, or all these things legit have happened in his brain but not out in the real world with you and I. Also, please allow that the sky is a different color in Joe Biden's world than it is for the rest of us.

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