A president, a crackhead, and the Secret Serice all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Stay away from my underage daughter."

Joe Biden is in Ireland for... I don't know. Reasons. I don't really care. I'm only here to make fun of his latest senior moment. He rips the best brainfarts when he's overseas. If we don't laugh, we have to recognize this senile old coot really has access to the nuclear football.

But first, he has Hunter Biden as his wingman. Yes, the crackhead. The one with an affection for prostitutes. That Hunter Biden.

It's a shame they expect us to believe Joey doesn't drink. If they didn't this could have been chalked up to getting started early. I could have said, "Mr. President, games respect game." He landed in Ireland and went right to the pub. You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Instead, it's his senility that critics claims is dementia. That is why the President of the United States forgot where his office is, and in what building.

I have no doubt the "independent" "fact" checkers have been dispatched with 10cc's of "what the president meant to say is...." No. Our president is a nincompoop who continues to fall apart in front of our very eyes. One they need to prop up for another presidential campaign. What else are they going to do, let Kamala run?

I feel bad for Hunter, though. He's probably tagging along because he heard that Ireland has great craic and got it confused for something else.

><><><><><><

Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn't writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

Facebook doesn't want you reading this post or any others lately. Their algorithm hides our stories and shenanigans as best it can. The best way to stick it to Zuckerface? Sign up for our DAILY EMAIL BLASTS! They can't stop us from delivering our content straight to your inbox. Yet.