'I'm Just a Bill' (Schoolhouse Rock Transgender Parody)
Men and women are different. They have different reproductive parts. Different hormones. Therefore they've tended to use different bathrooms. Different locker rooms. Because, well... they're different! But what about those gender-confused individuals who aren't quite sure if they're a Tommy or a Tammy? What happens to them? Fortunately we found one brave Bill, who would journey to the capitol to become Jill. Thank you, Schoolhouse Rock!
So you see! All it takes for survival is one brave Bill, who fights against hate, bigotry, intolerance to become Jill. Don't like it? You're a shill! You want men with balls to have their own stalls? What gall! Why they too could be girls. Complete with very fine curls. Yet there you sit with such hate, keeping closed the bathroom gates. Stop using so much force! Get off that religious high horse!
But seriously. Men in a bathroom with women? Women in a bathroom with men? Men in bathrooms with girls? Women in bathrooms with boys? You think that's a good idea, huh? Excuse me...