We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website love ourselves anything having to do with Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd. AKA America's Sheriff. All Florida Sheriffs appear to be built different, but Ol' Grady is in a class by himself. He not only gets his man, but he also clowns them in press conferences.

Like La’Darion Chandler, AKA "Bang Bang." Bang Bang shot a man in the back, rapped about it in a video, then as Grady says, start “crying like a baby that lost his pacifier” when he got slapped with the murder charges. But worse than that in the eyes of Sheriff Judd? Bang Bang's rhymes are whack.

"He’s not much of a rapper. My rapper expert says he doesn’t sing well. He doesn’t move well. He’s just a terrible rapper. But, he’s a stupid rapper. He not only makes a rap video about shooting somebody, but he also admits to shooting the guy in the back. ‘I’m a coward rapper, that’s what I am. If you don’t believe me, watch me shoot the guy in the back.’"

Judd's "rapper expert" is a detective who is also a hip-hop head that called Bang Bang “one of the worst rappers he’s ever listened to in his entire life."

Not that Grady doesn't drop bars himself:

As for Bang Bang, he already has three prison stays under his belt. This fourth one will be his last one. Bang Bang has been charged with first-degree murder and will be going to prison for the rest of his life.

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