Like the sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Elon Musk maybe or maybe not buying Twitter. There have been lawsuits and counter lawsuits. There have been memes and sh*tposting. Now, Elon Musk has challenged the current Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal to a fight. Not a battle of fisticuffs but a battle of wits. He wants to debate Parag over fake accounts.

It all comes down to the fake accounts and/or alleged fake accounts. Elon bought Twitter at a certain price based on the understanding there were x amount of real Twitter users. The information provided to the SEC by Twitter to prove how many real people use Twitter is the monetizable daily active Twitter users (mDAU). The rub with the mDAU is that it's a metric only used by Twitter and created by Twitter in order to prove how many Twitter users are real. It's a metric that no third party could replicate, so it can't be validated. Hence, Elon countersuing the bird app.

So, Elon Musk is pulling Parag Agrawal's punk card and challenging him to a public debate on the matter. And Elon might have a broadcast partner lined up! According to The Daily Mail, Elon was approached by one unnamed network and two unnamed cable channels to air his proposed debate against Parag.

Why? I have no idea. While Elon Musk is entertaining on Twitter, he's not exactly what one would call a dynamic speaker. Parag Agrawal's real voice sounds like something you'd come up with if you were making fun of someone named Parag Agrawal. And unless Parag left a dookie in someone's bed a la Amber Heard, I'm not quite sure where the entertainment factor comes in.

Maybe they can have the Twitter employee who made fun of Asperger's in a dunk tank. And every time either Elon or Parag says the secret word of the day, he falls into a vat of tapioca. Now, that's entertainment!

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