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While you were spending your Easter Sunday eating chocolate, looking for eggs, and appreciating Jesus, legendary rock icon Gene Simmons was roasting leftists on the interwebs. Simmons has been very successful in his life. There are people in America who hate anyone who has been successful and want the government to take their money away. So the Kiss frontman sat on a giant pile of it while explaining to them how the economy works.

If you are unfamiliar with the rock band Kiss and/or are wondering why Simmons had nothing better to do on Easter, Kiss is a band founded in the 1970s of these Jewish guys who grew up in New York who put on guitars and makeup to get girls, and all their songs are about f*cking.

What's funny about how this started, it had nothing to do with our current political comment. Simmons released a video about a movie he produced Deep Water, and an x user who calls himself "The Kiss Army General" attempted to shame the singer for it. You would think a self-proclaimed general in the Kiss Army would know that if there is one thing Gene Simmons likes more than making money, it is making more money, yet here we are.

This opened the floodgates, and the BASED player gave a lesson in economics and living the American Dream. Get it? "BASED." He plays the BASS guitar? Folks, these are the jokes.

And not to be all like, "hey, let's pay attention to what celebrities think about stuff." Especially not when you have people like Theo Von on a generation run of derp. And I know Gene also said a dumb thing about the schmovid vaccine, which I'm sure a few of you are going to bring up in the comments. 2021 was a weird time.

I was just amused by Simmons's responses to the haters and his explaining things slowly enough for leftists to understand.

I know what you're thinking. "Shouldn't Gene Simmons be paying his fair share?"

Well, YOU'RE not thinking that. But others did.

There was also something about dogs.

Here's my question. Who is going to be the Democrat Senator to respond to Simmons, demanding we tax him more so Democrats can redistribute his money to the millionaires and billionaires who run left-wing NGOs and non-profits? Liz Warren has come out against Mr. Beast. If I were to guess, Chris Murphy seems hackish enough.

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