Pfizer announce great news with its COVID-19 vaccine, saying they find it 90% effective. The CEO says it will be available for free to all Americans. The stock market is soaring. Birds are singing. Cats and dogs are playing together. One might question the timing of this great news coming after the election, instead of before, when Donald Trump would have deservedly gotten credit for it. However, before I had the opportunity to question said timing, Governor Chris' Idiot Brother opened his facehole (see ANDREW CUOMO: DON'T TRUST THE FDA, TRUST ME INSTEAD and WITH JUST A FEW TWEETS, CNN'S JAKE TAPPER EXPOSED THE TRUTH ABOUT ANDREW CUOMO AND COVID-19).

You see, it's actually bad news. Because Donald Trump is still president and would be distributing the vaccine. Unless Andrew Cuomo is able to work with governors to stop it.

Let me see if I get this straight. We're told that we can't get back to normal until we have a vaccine for the coronavirus. Anyone who says they'd be cautious about taking one right away is labeled an anti-vaxxer. Then it started to look like we might have one before the election, and all of a sudden when a vaccine might be good news for Donald Trump, we were told a vaccine might not even work. Also, you can no longer trust the CDC or the FDA just because Trumpity Trumpy Trump Trump.

Now, after Election Day, once people have voted, turns out we might have a vaccine after all, one that assclowns like Andrew Cuomo are already politicizing for at least the next two months while Trump is still president. Which I think makes pro-science Democrats now anti-vaxxers, which makes being anti-vaxxer the official position of the Democrat Party. Or its official position for at least the next two months.

I'd say they should make pills for this. But Andrew Cuomo would probably politicize those too.

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