Welcome to Pettyville. Population: Andrew Cuomo. You'd think the governor would dial back the leftist pandering since he opted not to run a failed campaign for president (see Andrew Cuomo Pretends He’s Dead For Gun Control #NationalWalkoutDay and Pandering Moron Andrew Cuomo Claims He’s an Immigrant. He Was Born in NYC…). Instead, he's vetoed a bipartisan and harmless bill to allow all federal judges perform wedding ceremonies in New York. Just because some of them are Trump appointed judges. This really is as dumb as it sounds.

“I cannot in good conscience support legislation that would authorize such actions by federal judges who are appointed by this federal administration,” Cuomo said in a statement Friday as he shot down the bill — which was passed overwhelmingly by the Democratic-controlled state legislature.

“President Trump does not embody who we are as New Yorkers,’’ the Democratic governor said. “The cornerstones that built our great state are diversity, tolerance, and inclusion. Based on these reasons, I must veto this bill.”

Because of tolerance and inclusion, Andrew Cuomo is vetoing a bill because he doesn't like the guy who appointed some of the judges. Does he think Donald Trump gets a kickback for every wedding they perform? Or gains mystical powers every time one says "I now pronounce you Xi and Xir?"  New York has some of the most bitterly partisan officials in the country. Yet managed to pass a bill 61-1 in the senate and 144-2 in the assembly. Because at the end of the day, letting all judges perform wedding ceremonies doesn't really matter to really anyone. If you wanted to get wed by a judge in New York, now you maybe can't, just because some of them may have been given a job thanks to Trump.

How does Donald Trump have so much power he can just wave a magical stick and pronounce all of his appointees little Trump clones? Kind of seems like Trump is a singular fellow, unique in his own ways. Haven't seen many Trump clones, have you?

Maybe if you are a sanctimonious assclown like Andrew Cuomo, but anyone else?

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