Watch: Top 5 Reasons Tom Brady Needs to be Canceled!

Tom Brady recently announced that he just isn’t quite ready to hang up the shoulder pads and move on from football just yet, which is rather annoying because I’m not a Buccaneers fan, and I’d rather he just walk away.

There’s no arguing against the fact that Brady is probably the best to play the game. Regardless of how much one might despise the football-throwing robot, he’s got the rings to prove he’s the GOAT. But while he may be the best quarterback to play in the NFL, why is everyone celebrating him coming back?

The moment Brady announced he was coming out of retirement (a retirement he only just entered, what, less than two months ago), social media was showering him with accolades, and fans of him and the Buccaneers cheered loudly. But why? Shouldn’t the entire world be against Brady coming back? Shouldn’t the NFL be working to stop him, maybe even force the Buccaneers to pick up the great Colin Kaepernick instead?

If the world were a just place, that’s exactly what would be done. But it’s not, and Brady exercising his white privilege to keep Kaepernick from reassuming his dream job as a man in subjugation to slaveholders is simply abhorrent. Every man deserves the opportunity to be a slave!

Brady’s comeback so disgusts us that we had to assemble a list of all the reasons why he should actually be subject to cancellation instead of celebration. Why he should be unpersoned instead of deified. And why he embodies everything the NFL purports to be against. I would guess the NFL is far more interested in their capitalistic profits to really stand by the platform they’ve adopted, but we here at Louder with Crowder aren’t afraid to tell truth to power when the need for it arises!

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