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Abdul El-Sayed is running to be a United States senator, and on a recent podcast, he made crude sex jokes about Second Lady Usha Vance while bringing up her "brown" kids. Why yes, he is running as a Democrat. What part of that previous sentence gave it away the most?

El-Sayed is running in the Michigan Democrat Primary, where he recently dismissed the Ayatollah being killed because too many people in Dearborn were sad about it. He also said of the recent Islamic terror attack against a Michigan synagogue that "hurt people" (aka the terrorist who committed the terror attack) sometimes hurt people. Why yes, Michigan is still in America. I can understand you double-checking, though.

Anyway, here is El-Sayed on something called The Allen Analysis Show:

What do you think is going through Usha's head when he talks? She's like, 'Damn, I have to sleep with him. I guess she’s pregnant, so I guess something is happening.

Then of JD Vance and his children:

Can you imagine, he’s got Brown kids, at some point he’s going to have a really awkward conversation with his kids, like, you made your career hating people who are different. ... That’s wild to look at your own kids and be like 'you don’t actually belong as much in this country that I brought you into.

Vance's children and his San Diego-born wife are regularly used as Democrat fodder against the Trump administration's illegal immigration reforms. Which, for the most part, are just them enforcing current laws, but Democrats be like this sometimes.

• Unhinged MSNBC guest attacks JD Vance's wife and kids to complain about MAGA
• Democrat congressman attempts using JD Vance's kids for a political attack, gets DESTROYED by the VP for his troubles
• Watch: Unhinged MSNBC stooge smears JD Vance over false accusation about "white children"

What tickles the funny bone -- in more of an ironic than a ha ha way -- is that for people who claim to care about "brown" children, there never seems to be much concern from the left over the tens of thousands of kids that the People Who Controlled Joe Biden Administration LOST as they were importing tens of millions of undocumented democrats into the country. Instead, it's always that because Vance's kids' grandparents immigrated to the country legally, it's raaaaaaacist for him or anyone else to think immigration policy in 2026 might need some fine-tuning.

The Vice President is on his way to Pakistan right now and has a few things that require his attention more than a douche being douchey on a podcast. El-Sayed is tied for first in the RCP polling averages. The Michigan Primary isn't until August 4th.

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