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May 16, 2022
Amber Heard Finally Addresses Poop Incident, Insists It Was One of the Dogs After the Dog Ate Weed
It finally happened. We the people finally got our wish. Early today, Amber Heard, right in front of God and jury, addressed the alleged pooping incident. Johnny Depp found what he said was human feces in the bed they shared as man and wife. It's become the standout moment of the $50 million dollar defamation lawsuit. Amber Heard was referred to as Amber Turd, leader of the #MePoo movement. Analysts declared "once you sh*t in someone’s bed, you're just guilty of everything." Ms. Turd fired her PR team as a result.
She took the stand today and insisted that the dog pooped in the bed and that the dog has had bathroom problems ever since eating some of Johnny Depp's weed.
AMBER HEARD TESTIFIES ABOUT POOP IN BED Says Depp's Dog Ate Some Weed - Defamation Trial Johnny Deppyoutu.be
In the name of equal time, here is Mr. Depp giving his side of the pooping story from a few weeks ago. Depp knows the difference between a doggie dookie and a human grumpy.
Johnny Depp testified that Amber Heard left poop in his bed and 'they weren't dogs'youtu.be
Amber Heard denied that she dropped the doo-doo in the bed, or doo-doo'd herself in the bed, claiming she didn't "think that's funny" and that she doesn't know "what grown woman does." This contradicts the story told by their security guard, who said Heard confirmed the Turd as a prank gone wrong.
Amber is sticking to the story that it was a dog, and even fingers a new suspect. Boo, Johnny Depp's teacup Yorkie. According to Ms. Heard's testimony, Boo had once "eaten Johnny's weed as a puppy and had bowel control issues for life." Sometimes, Boo would just drop a deuce on the floor. In this instance, where Boo allegedly did his fun in their bed, Heard had forgotten about Boo as she was packing for Coachella. Boo left a reminder.
Amber Heard insisted it was not a prank. She was in no joking mood because her life was falling apart. Then she went to Coachella. No word on if Boo is going to be asked to take the stand.
It's a sh*tty enough situation. In cases like this, there is a lot of he said/she said that a jury needs to get through. We may never know who was really responsible for pooping in the bed.
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