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April 26, 2022
Comedians Stand In Solidarity With Johnny Depp, Share Experiences of Amber Heard Pooping in Their Beds Too
The two biggest stories in the news both involve human feces. And no, neither involve Joe Biden for a change.
The first is Elon Musk taking a corn-infested dookie all over the progressive left's hopes and dreams. The other is Johnny Depp's defamation trial against Amber Heard. Depp stated under oath that Heard left a fecal delivery in their bed. I saw Fecal Delivery open for Candlebox in 1995, but that's not the issue here. No man should be forced to live like this. Luckily for Johnny Depp, he's not alone. Others have had the same shitty experience.
Three of Amber Heard's ex-boyfriends are speaking out and standing in solidarity with Mr. Depp and the #MePoo movement. They know what Depp is going through. Heard deuced all over their bedsheets, as well.
Amber Heard Poo’d in Our Beds Tooyoutu.be
"She used to come home in a violent rage and yell at the top of her lungs, 'It's Poo O'Clock."
"At one point, I tried to reconcile our relationship at a log cabin. She walked in, closed the door, squatted down, took a dump, looked me in the eyes, and yelled, 'Now it's a log cabin, bitch!'"
Yes, this is a Ryan Long video. No, they aren't actually Heard's ex-boyfriends. I would think the word "comedy" at the top of this page would give things away, but you never know when Facebook will slap a "fact check" on your post. Maybe Elon Musk can buy that company next. Give it back to the Winklevoss twins.
So you know the source material, here's is Johnny Depp testifying under oath in a court of law that his ex-wife Amber Heard left a turd in their bed. Unclear is if she pooped in the bed, or if she took a dump somewhere else in the house and put it in the bed. Maybe there will be a cross-examination.
“It was not the dogs.” Johnny Depp testifies about the “fecal delivery” of her own poop Amber Heard allegedly made to his bed. How dare she blame the dogs. pic.twitter.com/AjubMUcmYv
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) April 20, 2022
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