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May 17, 2022
CROWDER: Sorry, I Do Not Believe Amber Heard and Here's Why
At this point, there might not be anyone who has paid any attention to the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard defamation case who hasn’t made up their mind already. There’s no doubt most people in Hollywood are awful. I can’t stand either of these people. But the case is between these two, and it’s extremely difficult to be on the side of Amber Turd—I mean, Amber Heard…
Forgetting the fact that Heard more than likely—and I’m going to continue to believe it’s true simply because it’s absolutely hilarious—dropped a big ol’ numero dos in their bed, she’s also horribly inauthentic and a terrible liar.
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This woman is supposed to be an actress, yes? I’ve never seen her in a movie. I am told she was in Aquaman, but I’m not a twelve-year-old, so I’m not exactly racing to watch such derivative, over-produced tripe. So, I’ve not seen her act, but based on her various performances at trial, I cannot believe she’s any good at it.
She can’t even keep her story straight, and when we have the recordings—which we can always go back and listen to (like her lawyers should probably have had her do)—her ridiculous excuse-making just winds up sounding like complete and utter bullsh*t, especially when it’s acted out according to her testimony.
And I know I said to set aside the fact that she probably definitely maybe dropped a loaf in Depp’s bed, but as Chris Rock says, you’re kind of guilty of everything at that point, you crazy weirdo.
There will be opinions on both sides of this case, but the pro-Depp side doesn’t have to try to argue away the poop or the recordings of her admitting to hitting—not to be confused with punching—Johnny in the face…
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