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ComedyJune 20, 2021
JP Sears has Epic Takedown of What Woke Military Really Looks Like
The people who run Joe Biden love themselves some cultural Marxism. If you're an aspect of American life, expect them to inject you with it against your will. That includes our military. You may think the sole aspect of the military is to protect the homeland, but you'd be wrong. Also, you'd be a [solve for x]phobic bigot.
But what does a more woke military mean? Lowering PT requirements? Defeating your enemy by signaling your virtue so bright it blinds them? Creating an educational curriculum you claim is just to teach people "slavery is bad," and NOT to indoctrinate people with your Marxist agenda? As JP Sears shows us, the answer to that question is ... yes!
DANGER! The Military Has Gone Woke!youtu.be
A few of the new strategies we'll be implementing in the military:
We'll be rebranding Green Berets as Rainbow Berets.
Snipers will now be required to ask their targets to identify their chosen pronouns prior to shooting, so that they may be killed in a safe space.
We're replacing all hand-to-hand combat training with hand holding training.
And we'll only be going after foreign terrorists who are white. Going after any other foreign terrorist plotting to kill Americans would obviously be racist.
The beauty of satire is that it starts with a kernel of truth, then expands it out in funny and ridiculous ways. The problem with satire in 2021 is that sometimes the kernel of truth IS the ridiculous way. Sears jokes about snipers needing to ask permission before shooting. Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot SERIOUSLY promoted a reform that would have cops have to ask a suspect's permission before pursuing them on foot. It's increasingly difficult to come up with ridiculous ideas to mock woke assclowns where said assclown doesn't respond, "ooh, I hadn't thought of that!"
It's funny as we're all huddled around a YouTube video for a few yucks. Not so much when once you realize there are people who actually want to do this to our armed forces.
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