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You'll be surprised to know that the WNBA is NOT having a sense of humor about the green dildos. I know, right? You'd think a sport that appeals mainly to AWFL virtue signalers wouldn't be so uptight about things. Instead, there have been arrests and cries that no one is taking the WNBA seriously. Though if anything about this is not funny, it's that the Green Dildo Bros have exposed themselves, and they sound like they suck.

To recap, there has been an epidemic of neon green dildos being tossed onto the court during WNBA games. More people were betting on the dildos than anything related to the games.

• Breathe easy, ladies! They hunted down and arrested the person who threw a neon green dildo on an WNBA court
• WNBA faces a dildo epidemic as a THIRD artificial phallus is thrown onto the court

About that arrest...

After a game between two teams that aren't Caitlyn Clark's team, coach Shelby Swanson pulled reporters aside. They didn't ask her about green dildos, and she had green dildos on the brain. According to Swanson, throwing dildos at womyn has been going on for centuries.

Well, not throwing dildos at them, but sexualizing them. That's why she thinks people have been throwing green dildos.

"It's not funny, it should not be the butt of jokes...

I don't think the butt is where the neon green dildo is supposed to go, but we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website aren't ones to judge.

"...on radio shows, or in print or in any comments. The sexualization of women is what's used to hold women down…. and we should write about it in that way."

Throwing dildos on the court? Funny. This coach's response? Funny.

Finding out the real reason for the dildos? Sad.

I was hoping for some political statement, kinda like the vegans who hold funerals in the meat section of a supermarket, or the enviro slacktivists who think blocking traffic will make people care about global fossil climate warming change fuels. Give me anything: Free Palestine, speaking out against Trump's common-sense illegal immigration reform, something something facism, etc.

Instead, as exposed by the great and powerful KFC Radio, the perpetrators were Crypto Bros who think they are comedic and financial geniuses.

The least funny thing about this hilarious moment in modern-day content history is the people responsible for said content. It's sad that it has to end like this.

Now people can go back to not paying attention to the WNBA.

UPDATE: Okay, so apparently SOMEBODY has a sense of humor about it.

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