If nothing else, at least a conversation is being had about the WNBA that doesn't involve them being unprofitable or how if you don't watch a league that has no interest in appealing to mainstream fans, you're a sexist homophobe or a homophobic sexist. Probably racist too. No, instead of woke virtue signalling, we're talking about dildos. Neon green dildos are finding their way onto the court.

When last we spoke, there were two dildo throwing incidents. The first perpetrator was arrested for... we're not sure what, because if it was illegal to do something that women won't calm down about, we'd all be locked up. One WNBA star, Sophie Cunningham (who is fiiiiiiiine), spoke out about it.

Cunningham is one of the few stars in the Cailtyn Clark galaxy who understands the assignment now that hundreds of people are watching instead of only tens, and has taken the role as Clark's enforcer. But speaking out about dildos was an unforced error. Not only does doing so encourage more dildo throwing, but this third incident slapped up against her shin.

Once is an incident. Twice is a copycat. Three times? And the exact same neon green dildo? I'm not one for conspiracies, but...

The fact that it was the exact same dildo all three times is... curious. If they were different dildos of varying shapes and ethnicities, I could understand if it was a prank. Though I couldn't imagine someone buying a dildo AND a ticket to the WNBA just to throw it on the court and then NOT brag about doing so on the internet.

There have been three instances of the exact same action. Same color too, and it wouldn't be the first time the color green was associated with a protest at a WNBA game...

I'm not accusing anyone of anything. Just saying, if there are fourth, fifth, and sixth incidents of the same lime green dildo being thrown on the court, there's a very good chance it wind up being a political statement. What it's a statement of -- speaking out about Gaza, fascism, the Big Beautiful Bill, etc. -- remains to be seen. Feel free to sound off in the comments or responses to whatever social media post brought you here!

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