Tucker Carlson dropped his first episode of "Tucker on Twitter" on Tuesday night. Why, yes. Leftists are in meltdown. However, did you guess? But there were two tweets from Tucker critics that were extra petty. One of them was from the nearly forty-year-old trust fund baby turned tech blogger Taylor Lorenz. The other was from our favorite genderless potato head, Brian Stelter.

Lorenz took a break from lashing out at her colleagues and doxxing people who are prettier than her to criticize Tucker for not making a TikTok video as all the cool kids do. Also, is she even still at WaPo? It's not in her Twitter bio, and without her being verified I can't even be certain this is her. But it sounds like her:

Right. OR, Tucker is a grown-up who appeals to grown-ups. The monologue was always the best part of the show. He doesn't need flying toasters or overlays in the background to deliver the monologue. 70 million views later, it would appear no frills Carlson works.

Then you have Tater, who put down his second cheesecake to criticize Tucker for running his own teleprompter. Note: Stelter doesn't have anyone to run a teleprompter for him either. Because no one wants to hire Stelter. Because no one likes Stelter.

Methinks Brian is still emotional over this sick burn:

Call me crazy, but I think Tucker Carlson will be fine doing things the way he does them. It's worked this far.

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