The Top Five Craziest Liberal Stories of 2015
It's been a year, am I right? We had so much crazy, it's just impossible to pack it all in one post. Fortunately we have the rest of the website should you so choose to keep on browsing. But if you're counting down the new year with friends and alcohol, or you're in bed because all that's happening is an digit is rolling over to a higher digit (ahem), let's send off 2015 by exorcising all the liberal crazy. Well... the craziest stories at least.
I'm numbering these only because it's a list. But these are all equal opportunity insane. Okay? Okay.
Who knew being trans-racial would be such a big deal? If it's totes fine to have a penis and make everyone around you refer to you in female pronouns, why isn't it okay to be a white person who thinks she's black? All one really has to do is embrace all the sterotypes possible, add in a heaping spoonful of delusion, and viola! You're totally hired as an NAACP spokes person!
Here's the biggest reason Rachael made our list: this saga has illuminated the hypocrisy of the SJW left. The SJW left is a group of people who bitch that everybody is secretly racist and privileged; they bitch about “racist halloween costumes,” and they bitch about “cultural appropriation.” Guess what? Rachael is solid proof they’re full of bull crap and Rachael Dolezal is their prom queen. Also for those who don’t know, “cultural appropriation” is a concept that white people hijack other “cultures” in a largely negative context or for social/cultural gain. So… Read more about Prom Queen Dolezal
The City of Baltimore
Baltimore made the news for a few reasons this year, none of them good. Let's hit the obvious one first: Baltimore had it's deadliest year ever. Couple of reasons for that, mainly their idiot Mayor gave protestors (over the Freddie Gray saga) "space to destroy," then the presence of those horrible, rotten racist cops were pulled back... and the people wanted them back. But most of all, Baltimore helped give rise to #BlackLivesMatter, which hung on to the Ferguson case for dear life. Baltimore, though, kept them alive.
Here’s the problem with #BlackLivesMatter, Baltimore and Ferguson behavior at large; whether it’s shooting at cops (and then complaining about the resulting return fire), or swarming Bernie Sanders’ election rally, you’re only serving to make things worse. It has nothing to do with the fact that you’re black, and everything to do with the fact that you’re irritating crapbags. Read more about Baltimore and how the #BlackLivesMatter movement made America more racist.
Of course we're including Mizzou. If you are a student there who just wanted to go to class, learn something, graduate, maybe get a job...we're so sorry. You're college reputation has been tainted. Badly. You're probably banging your head against the wall trying to figure out what the heck happened at Mizzou in the first place. Yeah, good luck with that. The issues at Mizzou were mostly fabricated. We're living in a time where reality is relevant. Mizzou's hunger-striking student? He's the son of a millionaire. If you want to talk about privilege, talk about him.
Mostly though, Mizzou is full of students who cried racism when none existed. The shitstika was just the tip of the crap-berg. There were claims of gunshots on campus. No footage, no audio, nothing. No proof. There were claims the KKK was having a rally on campus. No footage, no audio, nothing. No proof. Because it’s fake. The lie-spreader has even admitted to crying KKK. A girl claims she was chased down and threatened by white supremacists. No footage, no audio, nothing. No proof. Because it never happened. Read more about the Mizzou students who cried racism.
You were a little panicked we weren't going to include him, weren't you? Since we already included Rachael Dolezal. Hey, we're multicultural here, how could we forget Shaun? Like his gal pal Rachael, Shaun scammed the black community and got away with it for a long time. Heck, he was a leader of the #BlackLivesMatter movement. Fact is, that dude has a better chance passing off as Snow White than Lebron James. He's, like, super white you guys. He took on stereotypes, kept his photos black and white, even got an Oprah scholarship. All we can say is, we hope we don't see this guy again in 2016. We won't if he stands in front of anything white. December in a Alaska? Where's Shaun? Can't see him. Too white. Read more about little white liar Shaun King.
Not going to lie, we had fun with the feminists this year. How much fun? About as much fun as the feminists have at an all you can eat buffet. HEY, DON'T FAT SHAME. Too late, already did. Have another piece of cake, sweetie.
Feminism has jumped the cis-gendered shark. Everything this year was sexist. Well, sexist against women, that is. You're not supposed to acknowledge sexism against men. Like how men are abused more than women. No, no, you men are only able to exert sexism. Calling your daughter princess? That's rape culture. Princess Leia in a gold bikini? Don't even think about it. Perverts. Protesting topless? Yes, obviously, but don't you DARE stare at the bewbs.
But best of all, by far the best of all, was crashing the feminist film festival. TRIGGER WARNING: So many trigger warnings.
- The Trannies. This includes Caitlyn Jenner, Stephoknee the Six Year old, and that lovely lady who threatened to beat up Ben Shapiro. Ladies always threaten violence.
- Clockboy. Enough said.
Happy New Year!