Remember Ahmed “the Clock Boy” Mohamed? He’s the kid who got arrested for bringing a clock to school that looked like a bomb, caused a national outrage because he also happens to be Muslim, and then things really got out of hand. Of course in the weeks following Ahmed’s dust up at his school for bringing a clock that looked like a bomb to school, we brought you this Youtube video proving Ahmed didn’t invent a clock, and this Youtube video showing Ahmed’s clock being disassembled and placed into a suitcase in 18 seconds. All of which means Ahmed is a giant fake, a phony, but a genuine scam artist looking for an easy pay out.

Which is why we’re not surprised to see Ahmed (he and his family moved to Qatar, so Ahmed Mohamed could attend a school with ties to Hamas…) back in the news, this time with his attorneys. They’re not toting suitcase clocks that look like bombs but a 15 million dollar lawsuit for damages:

Attorneys for the family of Ahmed Mohamed, the Irving high school student who made international headlines after being arrested earlier this year for bringing a homemade clock to school, have sent letters to both the city of Irving and the Irving School District demanding apologies and $15 million in damages.

Both letters claim that Mohamed’s civil rights were violated, and he and his family have suffered physical and mental anguish because of the ordeal.

The letters claim Ahmed was singled out “because of his race, national origin, and religion.”

Maybe it’s racist/Islamophobic to even say this, but I’m going to say it anyway. Trigger warning: gloating. Told you so. Told you so times 72 virgins told you so. This was a setup from the first clock Ahmed took apart all the way to Qatar, where the Mohameds moved. Hey, who doesn’t sit around the dinner table and dream of moving to Qatar? If you don’t, you’re a racist. Reminder, Ahmed has ties to CAIR (Council for American-Islamic Relations) and appeared in a promotional video for CAIR, along side Nihad Awad, who is a known Hamas supporter. Also, trivia? CAIR has named yours truly as an enemy. High honors, that.

If you think “Clock Boy” brought his suitcase clock to school to show a teacher and get gold stars, you may be a naive moron. Go harm yourself. Now.

Clearly this 15 million dollar lawsuit was the end game. Ahmed and his father, who once ran to be president of Sudan, cooked this little plan up, wired it with C4, laced it with liberal dreams of hashtags and idiocy, then pushed the detonation button. In the blast zone was every mind-numbed robot liberal and even our Dearest Leader Obama, who invited Clockster to La Casa Blanca for a demonstration in bomb-making. No, I’m not sorry to be making bomb jokes. What did you expect coming here? Well to Obama, his sympathizers, and the army of hash tagging turd nuggets: you got punk’d by Ahmed Mohamed. Read Dear President Obama: Can You Finally Admit it Now? Clock Boy Punk’d You…

What Ahmed “The Clock Dismantler” Mohamed and his father deserve is a big fat rejection, an investigation, or at the very least, be forced to eat bacon. Which is just crazy, because most people eat bacon voluntarily. I mean it’s bacon for Allah’s sake.

Here’s hoping Texas gives the Mohameds what they deserve.