You know those people that invade your personal space? More specifically, you know, as a woman, those reallllllllly creepy old guys that TOTALLY invade your personal space? There’s not a female on the planet who is okay with dudes like that. Looking for a war on women? Let’s start with creepy old guys.
And the award for Creepy McCreepster of the year goes to… Vice President Biden. They don’t make space invaders worse than this guy. Here’s 10 of Joe Biden’s creepiest moments:
1. Grope and change? At a 2013 Christmas party, the Vice President did, uhm, this to the Hill’s White House correspondent Amie Parnes.
2. Also at the 2013 Christmas party (busy night), the VP went for the facial pet of this unnamed woman.
3. During this year’s swearing in, Vice President Biden appeared to completely freak out a 13 year old girl. Senator Coons says his daughter doesn’t find the VP creepy; we find that hard to believe. A picture is worth a thousand words, Senator Coons.
4. Then there’s the Biden eskimo kiss, also from the Senate swearing-in ceremony. EWWWW.
5. The 2009 Little League World Series brought out the side of Biden we all hoped to never see… but regularly do. What teenage guy about to play the biggest game of his young life doesn’t want a good face squeeze from Uncle Joe? And of course, a kiss for the random usher. On the lips.
6. In the latest display of extreme Biden creepiness, he nuzzled the wife of Ashton Carter, the new US Secretary of Defense. (And he did it literally right behind the poor man’s back.)
7. Who says the Vice President isn’t helping our foreign relations? Here he is being a total creeper on Irish President Mary McAleese.
8. I never felt bad for Hillary. Until now.
9. Nothing says congratulations on your Olympic gold medal like a… whatever this move is from the Vice President. We’re sorry, Katie Ledecky. Your gold medal-worthy mad swimming skills deserve so much more than this (like a huge tax!).
10. The infamous biker in Biden’s lap. At a 2012 campaign stop in Seaman, Ohio at Cruisers Diner, this happened. Whyyyyyy?
Joe Biden. Vice Creeper in Chief. See what I did there? Vice…