UPDATE: Good news! Major and Champ are allowed back in the White House!

You had to assume there would be controversy over someone biting the help in the White House. But I think most people assumed it would be Joe Biden doing the biting. Surprisingly, no. It was Major Biden who did the alleged biting. And Champ Biden is taking the fall for it. Major broke glass ceilings by being the first shelter-dog-American to live in the White House. Here is his story:

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The problem is that Major Biden appears to take after his dad. Joe Biden has exhibited anger issues and lashed out at people in the past. Major has been known to, per an in-depth report from CNN, "display agitated behavior on multiple occasions, including jumping, barking, and 'charging' staff and security." Also similar to Joe Biden. Just replace "staff and security" with little girls who smell nice. Sadly, an unfortunate biting incident involving security let to Major being booted from the White House. He's been sent home to the Biden home in Delaware. Where I guess he's free to bite as many security team members as his heart desires.

What seems grossly unfair is that Champ Biden is being punished as well. Champ was a good boy, who knows how to behave himself in the White House. Champ was there with the Bidens the first time. If Champ can be in in a room with Hillary Clinton and not bite her, he won't bite anyone. Though Hillary may have bitten him back. Champ is taking the fall and being sent back to Delaware with Major. The Bidens treat their dogs like they treat Americans with socialist policies. Gotta spread the misery around.

This, my friends, is what's trending right now. Not the Biden-induced crisis at the border. Not the craptastic Biden "relief" bill that barely provides relief. Biden's dogs are what's hot right now on social media. God bless dogs. God bless Big Tech. And God bless the United States of America.

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