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YouTuber Asks "What if Joe Biden Were a Cop?" It Might Go Something Like This...

Brodigan
August 06, 2020

Joe Biden is the gift that keeps on giving. He makes this job so much easier (see JOE BIDEN JUST ASKED A BLACK REPORTER IF HE DOES COCAINE. NO, REALLY. and JOE BIDEN JUST ASKED A BLACK REPORTER IF HE DOES COCAINE. NO, REALLY.). The idea of him as president is scaryAF. But as someone whole hustles content for a living, every time he stutters and stammers with reporters is some quality entertainment. Biden stutters and stammers a lot.

YouTuber Mike the Cop, who sadly has more time on his hands, may have found something more frightening than Biden as president. Biden as an officer of the law.

If Joe Biden Was A Cop youtu.be

Joe Biden frisking you would be the scariest part. Especially if you're under the ager of twelve. I just don't believe Biden would ever get you out of your car in the first place. Officer Joe pulls you over, and asks to see your license and registration. You say, "sure officer, it's right ... hey look, it's a goat who's wearing pajamas!" Then when Biden turns around to see the goat, you floor it screaming "you'll never catch me alive, Biden!" But at that point, Biden will have already forgotten about you. He'd be too busy looking for the goat. I mean, a goat in pajamas? What are the odds?

So, no. While Officer Joe Biden would be slightly problematic, President Joe Biden would be scary for the country. Great for web content! Just bad for America.

CROWDER 911: How to Train your Joe Biden | Louder With Crowder youtu.be

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