I don’t quite know how to approach this one… Maybe just blast everyone? Sounds good to me!

Howard Stern complained over the weekend as he discussed Oprah Winfrey throwing several little parties at her home over the holidays. The Washington Examiner reports that Stern spoke on his radio show, saying, “On [Oprah’s] Instagram she likes to take you into her house where every night of Christmas is a big party, like a celebration, and she flies in a different chef.”

We’ll get to Oprah in just a second, but Stern continued, “It’s getting very confusing to me. […] I see what’s going on with COVID. Everyone’s got it. Everyone’s sick. People have a 104 fever. I don’t want to have a 104 fever, I don’t want to get sick, so I’m hiding. But everyone else is out running around. I see Oprah is having dinner parties.”

Yeah, congratu-friggin-lations, Stern! You cracked the damn code, genius! If you don’t want to get sick, then stay home. It amazes me that it took, what, two years for people to start realizing this? And there are still people freaking out about what everyone else is doing—Stern being one of them, obviously. F*ckin’ killjoy.

But then, Oprah’s conduct is instructive, as well. If one takes a moment to look around, they’ll see that those in charge—the elites, the politicians, the bourgeoisie, as the Bernie Sanders communists might say—all play by a different set of rules than you, the lowly average American, is supposed to play by.

Oprah spent the holidays with her family and friends. I hope you did, too. I did.

Perhaps what Stern should really be asking is when he became such a spineless wimp—when he started following the dictates of those like Anthony “I am the science” Fauci.

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