If there's one thing you know about us here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, it's that we love ourselves a good Florida sheriff. They are built differently from other sheriffs, especially those sheriffs from blue areas where there is a two-tier justice system, thanks to progressive billionaires installing progressive DAs. So if you ever take a trip down to Brevard County, Florida, you WILL respect Sheriff Wayne Ivey's authority.

Especially if you think you're going to riot, burn down buildings, or fire any kind of projectile at law enforcement officers. Consider yourself graveyard dead, because if the police don't get you, the dogs and the Florida citizens will.

"If you spit on us, you're going to the hospital, then jail."

"If you hit one of us, you're going to the hospital, and jail - and most likely get bitten by one of our big, beautiful dogs we have here."

"If you try to mob rule a car in Brevard County - gather around it, refusing to let the driver leave? In our county, you're most likely gonna get RUN OVER, and dragged across the street."

I didn't start this post planning on excessive Police Academy gifs, but they work.

This isn't the first time Sheriff Ivey has appeared on this website. He hosts a Wheel of Fortune-inspired show called Wheel of Fugitive, where Floridians help hunt down the county's most wanted.

As I said, they are a rare breed:

• Watch: Sheriff goes viral encouraging homeowners to SHOOT intruders, as "squatters rights" becomes an issue
• Sheriff FLIPS OUT on reporter's gun control question after three teens are murdered with stolen gun
• Florida Sheriff Explains Riots vs. Protests Slow Enough for Liberals to Understand: 'Pay Attention'
• Sheriff Issues Stern Warning: The Citizens Are Armed and I Have Their Backs
• Sheriff Sends Message to Armed Citizens: If Cop-Killer Shows Up, 'Blow Him Through the Door'

With all praise due to the GOAT, Grady Judd.

There is a reason why riot seasons always take place in the same handful of Democrat run cities. Out in Real America, people don't put up with it.

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