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PoliticsApril 13, 2026
The funniest story from Eric Swalwell's worst weekend ever involves a billionaire kicking him out of his house
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Tough break for Rep. Eric Swallows (D-CA). He was the leading Democrat in the California gubernatorial primary. Then news broke that he was, allegedly, a sleezy philanderer who may or may not be rapey (there are allegations). Democrats bravely called on him to withdraw from the race where there are other Democrat options, though they aren't calling on him to resign from Congress for some reason. But the best part? Being kicked out of a billionaire's house, who has now turned libertarian because Swalwell gave him the ick.
Rep. Swallows was accused "by a former staffer that she was raped while drunk at an April 2024 charity gala." There have been multiple other women who have come out and accused him of various forms of "sexual misconduct." Apparently, this has been an open secret in politics for over a decade, which we'll get to a little later.
Everyone who endorsed Swallows has unendorsed him immediately because, again, there are other Democrats they could support. It's not like this was a general election where the left would need to bury the story (or blame the victims) because the alternative would be letting a Republican win.
Then you have Lefty billionaire Stephen Cloobeck. Swalwell was hiding out in his mansion, hoping things would blow over. Not anymore.
Lefty billionaire Stephen Cloobeck dramatically cut ties with Eric Swalwell and revealed he has kicked him out of his mansion — hours before the congressman dropped his run for California governor.
“I am no longer supporting Eric,” Cloobeck told The Post in an exclusive interview. “F—ing tell everyone I’m a libertarian. F— you, Democrat Party. I’m a libertarian now.”
The video Rep. Swallows filmed denying the accusations two days before dropping out of the race? It was filmed in Cloobeck's crib. Whoopsies!
As for the open secret and journalismers now admitting they knew that Swallows was a rapey douche (allegedly) all along?
The lack of self-awareness (and self-respect) some journalismers have should be marveled at and studied. https://t.co/scNHRmbtic
— Brodigan (@brodigan) April 13, 2026
The lack of self-awareness (and self-respect) some journalismers have should be marveled at and studied (again). https://t.co/jI20RsJgIs
— Brodigan (@brodigan) April 13, 2026
Multiple things can be true.
1. I'm sure there are hundreds of these stories that reporters have heard and/or tried to chase down. If the alleged victims don't come forward or speak out on the record, even anonymously, there isn't much that can be reported.
2. Shocker, someone on the Democrat side "encouraged" the girls to speak out now.
You all have figured out that Mahan is behind the Swalwell stuff coming out, right?
Porter would have used this before Swalwell qualified for the ballot. But Mahan didn't have that time.
And Porter didn't have access to who some believe the r^pe victim is. Mahan did. (Not…
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) April 13, 2026
3. The lack of alleged victims not speaking out would never have stopped journalismers or the Democrat Party (but I repeat myself) from pushing the stories out there if they thought it could hurt a Republican.
As for Rep. Swallows? Again, multiple things can be true. A man shouldn't be guilty until proven innocent when accusations are levied at them. Also, guilty until proven innocent is the standard Swallows has supported in the past, so now he can choke on his own rules.
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