It would seem there's moral decay afoot in the land of drag queen perverts reading to impressionable young babes. I'd act surprised but my parents were courteous enough to refrain from using my head as a kickball. Not sure I can say the same for any parent who takes their child to a library with the intent of sitting their precious offspring in front of men who dance at strip clubs. If that comes off a little judgy, good. At a library in Hennepin County, Minnesota, it seems a book-reading pervert may have flashed his crotch bulge at some wee ones.

I don't care if he's wearing a nude-colored leotard. That dude flashed those kids.

What kind of parent takes their children to have a pervert read to them? A shitty one. Next time make the inquiry a little more sporting. Related: Drag Queen Strips for Kids at Drag Queen Story Time. How Does This Promote Reading? and Drag Queen Teaches Children to Twerk. Screw You, Sweet Meteor of Death.

Totally random question: where are the protective fathers concerned for the safety of their young children when confronted with penis bulges? I ask only because, in addition to a lack of common sense of all the mothers taking their children to see perverts read, there also seems to be a lack of strong fathers here. Heck, I'd take an uncle, brother or father-in-law, just about any kind of strong male who can maybe apply a little pressure in more than a few ways. Let your imagination wander.

That gif is the only hint you're getting. Don't pressure me for more clues.

A dude -- whether he be a young adult, an old adult, or an adult who identifies as a child -- who dresses scantily for children shouldn't be seen by children. But really, sex perverts who dream of fondling kids are a separate problem. We've always had pedophiles trying to gain access to children.

What we haven't had are parents with brains apparently filled refried beans, offering their children freely to these perverts. Check out Dear 'Parents': Stop Whoring Your Kids to LGBTQ Perverts.

In addition to getting these events canceled for the sake of the innocent children who had the misfortune of being stork-dropped into the care of the dimwitted, let's put some societal pressure on the parents patting themselves on the back for being woke enough to attend the events. They're not woke. They're morally broke. Rhyming. I do it all for the kids.

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