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Dear Ugly, Fat Feminists: Admit it, You HATE That Men Don't Find you Attractive
Dear Ugly, Fat Feminists:
I'm sorry men don't find you attractive. Well, most men. There might be one or two dudes out there who are into the blue arm pit hair and multiple facial piercings. There may also be some blokes who think your back boobs are sexy. I don't know who these men are...but they could be out there. Just because you haven't seen a unicorn doesn't mean they don't exist. #DareToBelieve
But just because men are not paying you compliments, just because men are not calling you on the phone, just because men have zero desire to kiss you doesn't give you the right to attack them for being interested in hotter women.
There, I said it. You ugly, fat feminists hate that some women are hotter than you. You hate that men find these women attractive. In your twisted, sad, pathetic "reasoning" center of your brain, your solution to this "problem" is to stop any and all healthy male (and female) behaviors triggered by attraction. You hide your destructive mission behind words like "rape culture." Well, I'm calling you out.
Please note throughout this entire post I've labeled these feminists carefully: Ugly, fat, third wave SJW feminists. I know there are many women who consider themselves "feminists" in a more traditional sense, not of the modern blue armpit hair variety. So save yourself a lecture in the comment section. It's totally possible to consider yourself an old school feminist, be pretty, and like men. This post isn't targeted at you. Don't get huffy at me.
Here's the thing, I've always known a major reason for third wave SJW feminism is the blinding hatred of hot women...and the men who find them hot (read Screw Off, Feminists: An Open Letter to Men from a Real Woman). This post is not ground-breaking. I'm not saying anything you don't already know, or that non-third-wave-feminsts don't already know. Nevertheless, it needs to be on record. You hate hot people who are attractive to other people. You hate that hot people are attracted to each other. But mostly, you hate that you're not hot.
We'll call this "Hot Privilege." You do not have it.
Also not a secret? Women are jealous of women who are more attractive than they are. The difference between these women and ugly, fat SJW third wave feminists is what is done as a result of said jealousy. Most women just stop at the feelings of envy. Some will mutter gender-slurs under their breath. Other women will nudge a girlfriend and mock that hot woman, maybe saying (hoping) she's an idiot. But that's usually where it stops. Women are catty. Not news.
But you SJW feminists, usually the fat, ugly ones, take it nine catty steps farther. Because you are not attractive, in your mind it is unfair that anyone else is attractive (Hot Privilege), especially a woman. So if a man pays her special attention because of this hotness, resulting in him ignoring your blue hair, you must put a stop to it. After all, when it comes to leftists movements, what "equality" and "fairness" really means is bringing everyone down with you. If the top one percent of hot women are getting a disproportionate amount of male attention, you must punish all involved. It isn't "fair." You must "level the playing field" of attraction.
How do you go about it? By screaming RAPE CULTURE when a man actively pursues a woman he finds attractive. You'll also lecture women who want to try to be pretty...for men. You do all of this while making yourselves as ugly as possible, then attempt to redefine "beauty." Usually followed by self congratulatory barf-fests and horrible nude photos. We're looking at you, Tess Holiday and Amy Schumer (read Dear Fat Feminists: Being Naked while Unattractive is not "Brave".
Here's the thing, feminists: stop it. Just because men do not find you attractive doesn't mean you get to change the rules of the attraction game. Just because no one whistles at you as you cross a street, doesn't mean some other women do not enjoy it. Just because a man is not blowing up your phone, doesn't mean you get to label it as "predatory" behavior. And no, none of what I just said is "rape culture."
Worse still, women appreciate when their attractiveness is acknowledged. Sure, there's a gentlemanly way of telling a woman she's gorgeous, and there's a creepy way of doing it (guys, the slow up down gaze while you're dressed like a homeless man isn't a winning strategy. Just saying). But women tend to appreciate when men appreciate them. Even for their looks.
These are not state secrets. But ugly, fat SJW feminists are at a breaking point. The radical left's latest attack on certain songs which promote action from attraction was my tipping point. Ugly, fat SJW feminists are conducting a war on attractive people. For being attracted to each other. For having Hot Privilege.
If an ugly, fat SJW feminist isn't getting positive attention from men, then she wants no one to get positive attention from men.
Consider your secret exposed.
~Written by Courtney Kirchoff. She likes men.
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