Everyone has their uniform. Tough guys have an entire wardrobe of Affliction t-shirts that are one or two sizes too small. Strippers rock the transparent plastic stilettos. And those goofy little Antifa nerds appropriated a mix of goth and emo cultures, settling on all black with umbrellas, surgical masks, and Hello Kitty rape whistles. That's part of what it means to belong to a club, right?

Well, our third-wave (or are we into the fourth wave? Who knows?) feminist friends (of which I have none) have a uniform all their own, as well. It allows us to easily look out amongst a crowd of equally loud, equally ignorant, and equally unwashed leftists and know exactly which ones have probably made a TikTok video explaining fatphobia or perhaps a treatise on why they will no longer be having sex until abortion is enshrined in the United State Constitution. We must be able to spot these people.

So, Steven took a moment to brief everyone on exactly how to spot some of these women.

Steal Her Look: Abortion Loving Feminist Starter Pack | Louder With Crowderwww.youtube.com

Not all of them are incredibly, uh, roundround. One need not necessarily be a beached whale, but the odds do go up with every extra point of BMI after 25, which is strange because one wouldn't think such women would be requiring much in the way of abortions unless this particular group is prone to parthenogenesis. I don't exactly keep up to date on the latest in biological research, so someone will have to let me know.

Regardless, once you spot the signs, you, too, can utilize this information to either steer clear of such creatures or understand what you're getting into when you antagonize these bovine-like animals.

They say if you mess with a bull, you might get the horns. I don't know what you'll get if one of these feminists get ahold of you... VD? Who knows?

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