David Hogg Pillow Update: The Pillow Has a Name. Yes, It's Stupid ...
2020 was hell for a lot of people. God (or the deity of your choice) really put us through the wringer. Nevertheless, we persisted. God must have admired our moxie and spunk, because he's given us a gift to enjoy the beginning of 2021 with: David Hogg starting a pillow company. MyPillow owner Mike Lindell has been saying MAGA things that would get this post throttled on Facebook. So the former child star decided the one thing missing from the pillow racket was MOAR bitter partisanship.
But what to call this pillow made out of soy and feelings? Hogg needed a good name to describe what he hoped would be a good pillow, meant to do good in the world. After being talked out of "MyHoggy," the genius finally came up with a good name for his pillow.
ANNOUNCING: Good Pillow
Read an update on the our progress below.
You can follow us @GoodPillowCo
If you would like to sign up to be notified when preorders are available please go to https://t.co/luoM4tJOH1 pic.twitter.com/JcfcA2n4gN
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) February 9, 2021
Seven days ago they said it could not be done. Seven days ago we joked online about just how powerful a pillow company could be. To the believers - those who dared to imagine a pillow company could be about more than just pillows - thank you for turning our wildest dreams into reality. Rest assured, Good Pillow is well underway :^)
Apparently, the Good Pillow is also sentient and speaks of itself in the first person.
I really, really need it bc my phone is blowing up with notifications from all my new friends! Love you all ❤️ but it's making my phone unusable without verified filters 😃 pic.twitter.com/jH4URBycUV
— #GoodPillow (@GoodPillowCo) February 10, 2021
Here's the thing. I actually hope David Hogg is successful. True, the former child star is always good for a few yuks. These clicks won't bait themselves. Like, dude. You're calling your product Good Pillow. It's like being trolled is 90% of your marketing plan. But Hogg is taking a chance, and game respects game there. More importantly, as he starts a business and shares his every thought with us along the way, he's about to learn how wrong everything he believes is.
My dude has already learned lessons about unions as well as how his preferred socialist policies make doing business difficult. Just wait until he discovers quarterly estimated taxes and that soul-crushing feeling of writing a yuge check every few months. Suddenly, "I'd gladly pay more in taxes" turns into "the government is wasting my money on what now?" Ten bucks say by his 25th birthday, David Hogg will be the new chairman of the Young America's Foundation and head of the Zoomers for DeSantis coalition.
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