David Hogg Wants to Take On Mike Lindell's "MyPillow"
There are two people in our modern era who are so lacking in basic self-awareness, anytime they apply fingers to keys or utter words before front-facing cameras, my heart leaps. The first is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, upon whom I wish nothing but a long life. For in that long life will be a catalog of brazen stupidity, glorious over-reactions to the most benign statements, and a many a tale of events that may not have happened. The second is David Hogg. Sweet little David once thought it a powerful statement to wear a black band around the arm (kind of like the Nazis), he races all his leftist compadres to say the most ignorant things about guns, and now wants to launch his own pillow. Yes, a pillow. What kind of pillow, you ask? A comfortable kind which will ensure you reach REM? Not exactly. Davey wants to create a pillow as a rival pillow to Mike Lindell's MyPillow.
Only this time it will be: -Union made in America -Have an emphasis on supporting progressive causes -Not attem… https://t.co/U4FQ7jSJxp— David Hogg (@David Hogg)1612359946.0
See anything missing? Aside from logic, that's a given. Here, I'll help: even the slightest attention to THE QUALITY OF THE PILLOW!
But wait, more:
Yes- @williamlegate and I really are starting a pillow company.— David Hogg (@David Hogg)1612477876.0
I can't see William LeGate's tweets, he blocked me premptively. But not to fear, incognito window is here.
The problem with MyPillow suing us for saying “we like pillow companies that don’t do treason” is they would have t… https://t.co/62YleXP8pu— William LeGate (ig: @legate) (@William LeGate (ig: @legate))1612473940.0
What a treasure. So reasoned. So ethical. So concerned with the sleep patterns of America that he's now shoving the useless piffle he calls thoughts into launching a pillow company. I see no downsides to this plan.
We also hope to hire formerly inceaserateb people, vets and the workers from my pillow in the case we put them out… https://t.co/PQwi3eRE4Z— David Hogg (@David Hogg)1612478033.0
He meant to type incarcerated. In fairness to David, who knows more about a good pillow design than formerly incarcerated people who'd been issued suicide safe head rests which screams comfort?
Listen, David and Bill here can do whatever they like. If they think they can make a pillow which is primarily sourced from their hatred of Mike Lindell, fine by me. But usually when people start a company or create a product, they do so with a fervent desire and passion for the company's mission or the product's design. That doesn't appear to be what Hogg and LeGate are doing. Rather than saying "We're going to make the most comfortable pillow it'll be like sleeping on a cloud of baby's breath" Hogg and LeGate are titling their business plan with "Fuck Mike Lindell."
That's a joke.
Good luck to you, David and William. I for sure think what pillows are lacking now is hatred for half of America.
That's also a joke.
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